The Seinfeld Approach to Dog Training

“Seinfeld” is one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time; a show famously about nothing. But if you look closer, there’s actually something to be learned. We’ve opened our vault of Seinfeld wisdom to explore how the quirks of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer can help you improve your dog training “ka-ra-tay.”

The Bro or the Manzier? What’s Your Harness?

Frank Costanza and Kramer couldn’t agree: was it the Bro or the Manzier? Whatever you call it, we can agree on one thing: a harness is better than going “freestyle” or just using a collar. 

Your dog’s harness should be comfortable and well-fitted, not bulky or heavily padded. We’re not going for discomfort, but feedback matters. Those rugged, mountaineering-style harnesses are great if your dog’s planning to pull a sled across the Yukon. But for everyday walks, we prefer a good “no-pull” harness that encourages loose-leash walking and communication.

The Opposite – Sometimes

One day, George decided that every decision he made was wrong, so doing the opposite must be right. Sometimes, the same applies to training. If what you’re doing isn’t working, it’s time to try something different.

For instance, if your dog jumps up, our natural response might be to say, “No!” or “Stop!” But what if you tried the opposite? Instead of reacting to the bad behavior, redirect to a good one. Ask for a "Sit". Reward what you do want, instead of just scolding what you don’t. George would be proud.

Don’t Be a Close Talker — Keep Your Distance

Elaine once dated a “close talker,” the kind of person who gets way too close. And let’s be honest, we sometimes do this to our dogs. We lean in, hover, stare, and many dogs do not love that. Hard, direct eye contact or getting into their space can feel threatening. You don’t need to crouch down or get in their face to communicate. Give them some space. Your message will be clearer, and your back will thank you.

Don’t “Yada Yada Yada” Your Training

Elaine loved to yada-yada through the boring parts of a story. Funny for sitcoms, not so great for training. Don’t skip the middle, the tiny, often repetitive steps are the story. Each small moment is important. Celebrate the progress, even if it’s slow. That’s where the learning (and bonding) happens.

Keep Them Wanting More – Finish on a High Note

George once nailed it: if you get a laugh, leave the room. "End on a high note!" The same applies to training. Keep your sessions short and sweet. End with something easy that your dog can crush. When you both walk away with a win, your dog will be excited for next time, not burned out or frustrated. Train to success, not to failure.

No Soup for You? No! More Training for You.

If you’re laughing and learning, you’re doing it right. Dog training doesn’t have to be serious to be effective. Sometimes, all you need is a little Seinfeld, a little strategy, and a lot of snacks.